Funny Jokes!

1. Question: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

 
Answer:  She couldn't control her pupils!


2. Question: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Answer: Because his parents were in a jam!

One of Us (Exile) Song

One of Us

Deception
Disgrace
Evil as plain as the scar on his face

Deception (An outrage!)
Disgrace (For shame!)
He asked for trouble the moment he came

Deception (An outrage!)
(He can't change his stripes)
Disgrace (For shame!)
(You know these Outsider types)
He asked for trouble the moment he came
(See you later, agitator!)

Deception
(An outrage!)
(Just leave us alone!)
Disgrace (For shame!)
(Traitor, go back with your own!)
He asked for trouble the moment he came
(See you later, agitator!)

Born in grief
Raised in hate
Helpless to defy his fate
Let him run
Let him live
But do not forget what we cannot forgive

And he is not one of us
He has never been one of us
He is not part of us
Not our kind

Someone once lied to us
Now we're not so blind
For we knew he would do what he's done
And we know that he'll never be one of us

He is not one of us

Deception

Disgrace

Deception

Disgrace

Deception

A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes- Cinderella sing along

ARIEL!!! PART of YOUR world~~~~!

Barbie Diamond Castle Two Voices One Song Karaoke Sing Along

This is the song Two Voices from the Barbie and Teresa in the Diamond Castle movie.

Liana: It's so rare to find a friend like you

Alexa: Somehow when you're around, the sky is always blue

Liana: The way we talk, the things you say

Alexa: The way you make it all ok

Liana: And how you know, all of my jokes, but you laugh anyway!

Both: If I could wish for one thing, I'd take the smile that you bring, wherever you go in this world I'll come along!
Together we dream the same dream.
Forever I'm here for you, you're here for me.
Oh ooh oh.
Two voices, one song.
And anywhere you are,
you know I'll be around.
And when you call my name,
I'll listen for the sound!

Liana: If I could wish for one thing, I'd take the smile that you bring.

Alexa: Wherever you go in this world, I'll come along!

Both: Together we dream the same dream.
Forever I'm here you,
you're here for me.
Oh ooh oh.
Two voices, one song.
Oh ooh oh.
Two voices, one song!

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.

Rain Rain Go Away - Nursery Rhymes by Hooplakidz.

Rain Rain Go Away - Nursery Rhymes by Hooplakidz.

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Daddy wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Mommy wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Brother wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Sister wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Baby wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
All the family wants to play,
Rain Rain go away.

The classic nursery rhyme "I'm A Little Teapot with Lyrics"

The classic nursery rhyme "I'm A Little Teapot with Lyrics"

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout


When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"


I'm a clever teapot,
Yes it's true
Here let me show you
What I can do
I can change my handle
And my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out!

The Disaster of Negative Thinking

The greatest scientists in the world are just beginning to scratch the surface when it comes to understanding what our minds are really capable of. The mind is so unbelievably powerful in ways we could never imagine. You and I don't need to understand exactly how it works, we just need to take care of our minds and let the magic happen.

Our subconscious mind takes orders from our conscious mind. The subconscious mind doesn't ask questions, it doesn't differentiate between empowering thoughts and demoralizing thoughts. It just acts upon the thoughts that we think. All outcomes and experiences in our lives are a direct result of our dominant mental thoughts. What we think, we become because our subconscious minds translate into reality our thought impulses.

When we ask ourselves a demoralizing question like "Why does this always happen to me?" our subconscious minds go to work whether we realize it or not. How do you think it responds to a demoralizing question like that? You are brilliant; it answers it with a bunch of demoralizing answers. It's just like the computer you are reading. A computer's output is based on its input. When a computer hacker tries to commit a cyber crime or steal someone's identity, the computer doesn't say it can't do that because that's illegal. It just performs what its user instructed it to do whether it's legal or illegal.

Our subconscious minds act the same exact way a computer does. Its output is based on its input whether it's a positive input or a negative input. Its not rocket science, if you want to change your output, you must change its input. The quality of your life is going to depend on the quality of your thoughts. The more empowering questions you ask your subconscious mind, the more empowered you will be. You must understand that the dominate thoughts of your mind will eventually manifest into the real world.

Buddha said, "We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think."

All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. The next time you want to let a negative thought or a demoralizing question enter your precious mind, be careful what you ask for because you are eventually going to get it.

Use incredible thoughts to manifest an incredible life. Your life will follow your thoughts. If you think it and believe it, your subconscious mind will make you achieve it. Take your passion and make it happen.

--- Copyright © 2010 Hooman Hamzehloui
--- Submitted by Jagdish Kaviraj --- India

Hooman is a person who finally achieved his life dream of becoming a motivational speaker. Be sure to visit his website and read his story of how this happened. http://hoomancan.com/hoomans-story/index.php

Funny! =)

A man asks a trainer at gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM machine". =p

 

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Yang ni plak Rufes taip.. xde keje nak kacau org je anak 2 kucing ni.. hehehehe..
pantang tengok org depan laptop, pasti dikacaunya..

Btw, Its fun to have them typing.. coz i don't know what to write in my blog actually. (^__^)

Hee~

Ni video n gambar time diorg mengacau ain... =)

HAA!
Ni pulak gambar ULDO yg penat keletihan mengganggu org.. last-last tertidor!
Alahai! SO SWEET!!!
hahahaha =D

SWEET DREAMS, ULDO with lots of love! <3 <3 <3 from Along.

Lukisan ku tentang anak kucing2 kesayanganku...

huhuhu..
saya lukis anak2 kucing kesayangan ku dgn colour pencils!
walaupon x kemas n perfect..
at least ada la rupa kucing...
hahahha!
Ni hadiah utk F.O.U.R!
5 julai ni! genap 3 bulan umur FELIX, OGGY, ULDO & RUFES!!!
SAYANG KORANG sampai ke syurga!
 hahaahaha.. x menahan. over gile ayat.. hehehe.. i love u all FOUR! =)
ALong akan jaga korang elok2 sampai along besar/tua! hehehee...

dlm perjlnan mencari ibu anak2 kucing yg baru dijuumpai ini... sempat lagi saya.. jeng jeng!!!

Sempat lagi saya posing tgkp gambar ngan anak kucing!

Huish!

X menahan betul la... tak paham betoi la...
Hahaha

=D

NI dia gmbr nya.. So Sweet..
Ain bergmbr ngan Albino!

Yippie!

ARGHH! RIMAS! Pak Guard jenis Apa KAU NI!

Aduh.. rimaslah ngan pak guard sorang kat kawasan rumah ni... 

Yelah... mula2 aku angkat tgnlah mcm biasa n senyum time nak tekan kad kat sensor bila nak keluar dr kawasan rumah.. mmg habit aku angkat tgn kat pak guards! sbb aku respect diorg.. cari duit halal ngan keje menjaga kawasan rumah org/ jadi pak guard.. mereka semua pon ok je.. angkat tgn.. kami saling menghormati.

TAPI!

Ada sorg Pak guard baru kerja ni... aku angkat tgn n senyum... dah banyak kali ok je.. dia pon angkat tgn nak senyum gak.. mcm pak guard2 sebelum ni.. aku ingat ok.. tp semalam.. ada hati dia pergi kenyit mata kat aku! WTH!!!  Aku respect kau keje cari duit halal, pastu kau kenyit2 mata.. kau ingat aku ni apa? Ish! dah la dua gigi depan x de.. rongak! bukan aku kutuk kejadian Allah.. tapi.. his attitude sgt ain x suka la! mcm x hormat wanita! mcm aku ni nak kat kau plak..oh please la!

Petang semalam n sepanjang hari ni.. aku x angkat tgn n senyum kat mana2 pak guard pon.. aku serik..!

Dah la petang tu pak guard ni buat rondaan kat kwsn rumah naik basikal.. pastu aku baru amik adik aku haziq dr sekolah agama..pastu aku nampak dia lalu ikut kami ke lorong rumah kami... nasib baiklah ada nenek tu tanya apa entah kat dia..so, dia kena layanlah nenek tu..

Aku ngan haziq pon lari cepat2 masuk rumah... boleh plak automatik gate x bley bukak..aku cuak kot, takut pon ada... mcm psycho la laki tu.. aku terus masuk guna gate kecik.. air pepsi kat tgn smpi tertumpah2 kat lantai..punya lah gelabah n takut...

BUT aku still respect org2 yg cari duit halal... btw.. aku buat muka stone..selamba... x pndg muka pak guard tu langsung.. menyampah kot! siap aku pakai sunglasses lagi...sbb x nak tgk muka dia!

Aku rimas weyh.. dia senyum pon Senyuman gatal! Ish RIMAS LAH!

Sorry la kalau entry kali ni agak beremosi.. tp aku x suka la weyh... Serius...aku cakap ni..

Aku x suka laki2 yg FLIRT2x perempuan..ish.. respect la perempuan and wanita sikit!

Haaa.. Lega sikit hati dpt tulis entry pasal ni...

Guys! check this out...punyalah addicted ngan Glee...lihat apa terjadi!

SAYA!

EDIT GMBR BERSAMA..

SUE SYLVESTER!!! 

THE MOST VILLAIN CHARACTER IN GLEE!

CHECK THIS OUT!
yeah, i know that it does not look nicely edited right?

BUT...

SAYA SUKA!!!

Heee~~~~~~~~~~~

(^___^)

owh no! i'm addicted to GLEE!!!

I just finished watching GLEE season 1.... hehhee... the last episode was so awesome, and i'm touched by the act of Sue Sylvester and it's quite an excellent ending for Season 1. I know that this series are not appropriate to be viewed to those who are under 16 years old...

Parental Guide/parental guidance is even needed if their teenagers are above sixteen under twenty years old, due to the certain inappropriate manners or acts shown in this series.. As you all know, It's American or Westerner's material or product.. so..yeah.. you know...you know what i mean right?

But....


I want to mention or highlight  that the moral of each episode is really excellent and thumbs up!

Actually..
 We as the audience, we must know how to choose between good and bad materials... We can skip the not so "appropriate" acts in the series.. right???

It is all depends on our "SOUL" factor!
If We are strong enough... We will not be astray from Allah's religion.. to be specific.. ISLAM..


ISLAM IS A WONDERFUL way of LIFE! (^__^)

Membuat KEK N CUPCAKES HARI JADI Nadhirah Binti Mokhtarudin with LOVE!!! =)

Ni dia KEK COklat cip with chocolate fudge, & cupcakes oreo chocolate!

Thanx Danial & Haziq sbb bantu Along buat KEK & CUPCAKES HARI JADI RAH!!!
x sabarnye nak sambut birthday Rah esok! Yahoo!

(^____^)

Addicted kat Lagu ni! AWESOME!!! Hatiku Milikmu!

 Nera AF9 - Hatiku Milikmu

Pernahkah engkau hargai
cintaku yang sejati
pernahkah engkau mengerti
akan diriku ini

Betapa hebatnya cintamu
memberiku sejuta pilu
betapa agungnya asmaramu
membuatku terpaku

Disisimu aku terdiam seribu bahasa
dihatiku bergetar sejuta rasa
namun sukar untuk aku meluahkan
kucinta padamu

Nafasku terhenti bila melihat dirimu
terasa batas degupan jantungku
mungkinkah hatimu milikku jua
kusayang padamu

Kan kuabadikan dikau
suatu kenangan yang manis
yang tak mungkin aku lupa
untuk selamanya

Kan kucoretkan kenanganmu
dalam sanubariku ini
dapat jadi yang terindah
di dalam hidupku ini

chorus:
Disisimu aku terdiam seribu bahasa
dihatiku bergetar sejuta rasa
namun sukar untuk aku meluahkan
kucinta padamu

Nafasku terhenti bila melihat dirimu
terasa batas degupan jantungku
mungkinkah hatimu milikku jua
kusayang padamu

Bagai bahtera yang dilanda badai
Gelora cintamu
Mengoncang jiwaku
Berombak mencari
Daratan yang damai
Ohhh cintaku

Korus
Disisimu aku terdiam seribu bahasa
dihatiku bergetar sejuta rasa
namun sukar untuk aku meluahkan
kucinta padamu

Nafasku terhenti bila melihat dirimu
terasa batas degupan jantungku ini
mungkinkah hatimu milikku jua
kusayang padamu

Aku coretkan kenanganmu
dalam sanubariku ini
agar jadi yang terindah
dalam hidupku ini

(^_______^)

WHO DO U THINK U R!!!

WHO DO U THINK U R!!!

JAR OF HEARTS!!

(^___^)

I am an Artist! Wahkahkah

I am an Artist! Pelukis you allz!

This post is special for my computer apllication classmates: Nisha, Salwan, Izyan, Linda, Awa, & Nazriq!

Lukis ni just guna leaking blue ball pen !

Pastu, Nisha encourage me to lukis more... and this's the result la.. Thanx nisha Laling

huhuhu...

Salwan pon artist juga hari ni... kami mencungkil bakat terpendam..huhuhu.. kan my lovely Salwan? =)

Nazriq asyik ngan laptop die.. sama ngan awa.. huhhuhu..

Izyan kata: "ain jgn habiskan ink pen la!" hahahaha... =) yan...yan.. So Sweet!

Linda kata ain nanti scan ! pastu ain pon kata ok!

hehehehe..

apa2 pon you guys ROCK!!!

I LUV U GUYS!!!

Walaupon melukis time class, tp ain pay attention... ada jot down notes lg..hehehehe..

Cuma tgn ain ni gatal nak melukis! huhuhuhu..

Quote:"Nisha Redzzuan's words:

In comp app class.my friends have turned into artists (drawing) and tech savvy ppl (fb & tumblr).me?sitting politely beside mr.mazlan & pretending 2 write sth intellectual.XDD [via Celcom SMS]"

AWESOME!!!

=)