Monday, July 11, 2011

Funny Jokes!

1. Question: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

 
Answer:  She couldn't control her pupils!


2. Question: Why did the baby strawberry cry?



Answer: Because his parents were in a jam!

One of Us (Exile) Song

One of Us



Deception
Disgrace
Evil as plain as the scar on his face

Deception (An outrage!)
Disgrace (For shame!)
He asked for trouble the moment he came

Deception (An outrage!)
(He can't change his stripes)
Disgrace (For shame!)
(You know these Outsider types)
He asked for trouble the moment he came
(See you later, agitator!)

Deception
(An outrage!)
(Just leave us alone!)
Disgrace (For shame!)
(Traitor, go back with your own!)
He asked for trouble the moment he came
(See you later, agitator!)

Born in grief
Raised in hate
Helpless to defy his fate
Let him run
Let him live
But do not forget what we cannot forgive

And he is not one of us
He has never been one of us
He is not part of us
Not our kind

Someone once lied to us
Now we're not so blind
For we knew he would do what he's done
And we know that he'll never be one of us

He is not one of us

Deception

Disgrace

Deception

Disgrace

Deception

A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes- Cinderella sing along

ARIEL!!! PART of YOUR world~~~~!

Barbie Diamond Castle Two Voices One Song Karaoke Sing Along



This is the song Two Voices from the Barbie and Teresa in the Diamond Castle movie.

Liana: It's so rare to find a friend like you

Alexa: Somehow when you're around, the sky is always blue

Liana: The way we talk, the things you say

Alexa: The way you make it all ok

Liana: And how you know, all of my jokes, but you laugh anyway!

Both: If I could wish for one thing, I'd take the smile that you bring, wherever you go in this world I'll come along!
Together we dream the same dream.
Forever I'm here for you, you're here for me.
Oh ooh oh.
Two voices, one song.
And anywhere you are,
you know I'll be around.
And when you call my name,
I'll listen for the sound!

Liana: If I could wish for one thing, I'd take the smile that you bring.

Alexa: Wherever you go in this world, I'll come along!

Both: Together we dream the same dream.
Forever I'm here you,
you're here for me.
Oh ooh oh.
Two voices, one song.
Oh ooh oh.
Two voices, one song!

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.

Rain Rain Go Away - Nursery Rhymes by Hooplakidz.



Rain Rain Go Away - Nursery Rhymes by Hooplakidz.

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Daddy wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Mommy wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Brother wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Sister wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
Baby wants to play,
Rain Rain go away,

Rain Rain go away,
Come another day,
All the family wants to play,
Rain Rain go away.

The classic nursery rhyme "I'm A Little Teapot with Lyrics"

The classic nursery rhyme "I'm A Little Teapot with Lyrics"

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout


When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"


I'm a clever teapot,
Yes it's true
Here let me show you
What I can do
I can change my handle
And my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Disaster of Negative Thinking


The greatest scientists in the world are just beginning to scratch the surface when it comes to understanding what our minds are really capable of. The mind is so unbelievably powerful in ways we could never imagine. You and I don't need to understand exactly how it works, we just need to take care of our minds and let the magic happen.
Our subconscious mind takes orders from our conscious mind. The subconscious mind doesn't ask questions, it doesn't differentiate between empowering thoughts and demoralizing thoughts. It just acts upon the thoughts that we think. All outcomes and experiences in our lives are a direct result of our dominant mental thoughts. What we think, we become because our subconscious minds translate into reality our thought impulses.
When we ask ourselves a demoralizing question like "Why does this always happen to me?" our subconscious minds go to work whether we realize it or not. How do you think it responds to a demoralizing question like that? You are brilliant; it answers it with a bunch of demoralizing answers. It's just like the computer you are reading. A computer's output is based on its input. When a computer hacker tries to commit a cyber crime or steal someone's identity, the computer doesn't say it can't do that because that's illegal. It just performs what its user instructed it to do whether it's legal or illegal.
Our subconscious minds act the same exact way a computer does. Its output is based on its input whether it's a positive input or a negative input. Its not rocket science, if you want to change your output, you must change its input. The quality of your life is going to depend on the quality of your thoughts. The more empowering questions you ask your subconscious mind, the more empowered you will be. You must understand that the dominate thoughts of your mind will eventually manifest into the real world.
Buddha said, "We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think."
All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. The next time you want to let a negative thought or a demoralizing question enter your precious mind, be careful what you ask for because you are eventually going to get it.
Use incredible thoughts to manifest an incredible life. Your life will follow your thoughts. If you think it and believe it, your subconscious mind will make you achieve it. Take your passion and make it happen.


--- Copyright © 2010 Hooman Hamzehloui
--- Submitted by Jagdish Kaviraj --- India

Hooman is a person who finally achieved his life dream of becoming a motivational speaker. Be sure to visit his website and read his story of how this happened. http://hoomancan.com/hoomans-story/index.php

Funny! =)

A man asks a trainer at gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM machine". =p
 

Friday, July 1, 2011

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Yang ni plak Rufes taip.. xde keje nak kacau org je anak 2 kucing ni.. hehehehe..
pantang tengok org depan laptop, pasti dikacaunya..

Btw, Its fun to have them typing.. coz i don't know what to write in my blog actually. (^__^)

Hee~

Ni video n gambar time diorg mengacau ain... =)

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HAA!
Ni pulak gambar ULDO yg penat keletihan mengganggu org.. last-last tertidor!
Alahai! SO SWEET!!!
hahahaha =D
SWEET DREAMS, ULDO with lots of love! <3 <3 <3 from Along.